I had a dream last night that involved many of my co-workers.
There was some sort of UFO crash landing site. Our secret base
wasn't too far off so we just had our flying robotic drones carry the pieces of
the wreckage into the base to be analyzed. When the drones would grab a hold of
the crash debris, they would somehow have all of their power and energy sucked
out of them. Finally there was one that had some sort of coating that kept it
safe from being drained by the debris. It carried a few pieces back to our lab.
I was somehow able to see that Tim and Clint were going to inspect the
mysterious piece of metal. Tim walked up behind Clint and said, "Before we
get started..." and he bashed Clint over the head, knocking him out. I was
then somehow able to see Spencer and Amanda who were inspecting some object
that was found on the ship. Tim randomly appeared and said, "Before we get
started..." and he bashed them both over the head.
Next thing I knew, Chad and I were inspecting an unknown type of
liquid that was found on the ship. We assumed that it was used for fuel but we
couldn't be sure. As we were performing experiments and tests on the liquid,
Tim walked in. He came right up to us and said, "Hey, before we get
started..."
BAM! I didn't hesitate, I punched Tim in the face. His head kicked
back momentarily, but the punch didn't seem to phase him. He looked surprised
and said, "Seriously? I'm P90X!" He then bashed Chad over the head. I
executed the unfailing drop kick and knocked Tim back into a table full of
Chemistry equipment. I asked Tim, "How many people have you killed? How
many dreams have you crushed? How many fair tales have you ruined?!?" He
came at me again and stopped suddenly. He pointed behind me and said,
"Look at that!" I wasn't fooled, I wasn't going to let my guard down.
He then relaxed and said, "My lucky charm!" He walked over to a small
computer chip that was hanging on a hook on the wall right next to me. He
looked like a kid who had just found his favorite toy. I was perplexed, but not
for long. I took the moment and bashed Tim over the head.
That was when I woke up
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