California Girls

I recently returned from a vacation from Sunnyvale, California. For those of you who do not know where that is, it is the long skinny state on the west coast that almost got John Kerry elected all by it's self. This blog is to speculate the statement which states something like, "California girls are the best looking." or "No girls compare to California girls" or "I wish they all could be California girls." I have observed from many angles these well known proverbs and have come to one conclusion, they are all FALSE! We'll start with statement #1 "California girls are the best looking." Have you ever driven through BYU campus? Case closed. Statement #2 "No girls compare to California girls." Yes I will admit that California has some extremely attractive girls, but have you ever driven through BYU campus? Statement #3 "I wish they all could be California girls." If every girl were a 'California girl' what would we do with BYU??

Master Plan

Why is it that you can take a normal, average looking guy and make him look like a total idiot just by introducing a into his life. You can ruin a person with stuff like that. I am convinced that guys and s were not meant to know about eachother until the s were 23 and the guys were at least 25. Somewhere this master plan has been foiled and now s are out on the loose ruining guys lives. It's worse than that though, they won't just ruin a life and then move on. They'll ruin a life and then stick around to make sure that any time the guy is trying to pick up the pieces, she's there to knock them all apart again. This heartlessness must be stopped.