Everyone who has experienced high school has at one point or another known what it is like to not want to go to class. So often times they will try to think of something else that they can do instead of just sitting around. If the person has money then they could go out to breakfast or lunch (depending on the time of day of course.) But if they have no money then what do they have? Most of these poor people that have no money can not think of anything to do so they end up just going to class. This is a sad fate and it must be avoided. For this cause the UVSC Distance Education students in C-3 of Orem High School have developed and perfected KELF. This sport was actually discovered by OHS students. The story goes like this.
One day I was sitting in C-3 watching my Meteorology class when I noticed that I was thirsty. I then took my facilitator's keys and went to the Teacher's Lounge to get a drink (because in the teacher's lounge they are only $.50) As I was walking back to class I saw Alex Call walking away from the classroom. So to get his attention, I took my keys out of my pocket and threw them at him. It later occurred to me that this may not have been the best way to get his attention, but it worked. When the keys hit the ground they landed on a blue tile. (There are random blue and yellow tiles all throughout my school, cause those are the school colors.) Then Alex said, "Hey, that landed right in the middle of this blue square here! Let me see if I can get it to land on a blue square."
Thus, KELF was born. KELF is a mixture of two words, KEy and goLF, cause it's like golfing with keys. So that is pretty much what we did all through this school year is throw our keys down the halls and try to get them to land on specific tiles. The hardest course that we made was the one that goes right by the counseling office and ends up by the principals office. But it's the most fun. So the next time that you are in school and decide to sluff class, try playing KELF. I promise that it is more fun than you can imagine right now. This will open up a door to a whole new room in the funness of your life. Ü
